jesus' birthday

updated: (toned down for you fragile folks out there...)

Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring only two nerds and a mac mouse.

The blogs were posted by the computer with care,
in hopes that Jesus' favorite soon would be there.

The boys were snuggled in their same bed,
while visions of Barbra Striesand danced in their head.

And Shane in his half-top with Wil's head in his lap,
had just settled down for a log spooning nap.

When out of my computer there arose such a clatter,
I ran to the desk to see what was the matter.
Away from my fun I flew like a flash,
tore open a beer and paid the whore in cash.

And what should my wondering eyes do appear?
But a flash animation made by a bunch of queers!

On SHANE
On WIL
And AJ too

f--- you
f--- you
and...

oh yeah,

F--- YOU!!!

OK. This has only begun boys! This has only begun!!!!!!!

Merry F---ing Christmas.

Elbow and Send.

P.S. Don't believe anything about the animation. It's not me! I swear!
P.S.S. FINE. Point, you guys.

Comments

[jude]

Eh, as I was *slightly* put out about the "queer" jokes, it was still funny.

Good work Annie :)

[SJ]

killer rhymes, annie. no question why /you're/ Jesus's fave. to more in the new year!

++oo,
sj

[Matthew Byers Reitinger]

Well Hooooooooowdy Annie. My names Matthew, it's a pleasure to meet you, even if not in person. Annie I understand that you believe that its possible to believe that Jesus is the Christ and still be full-a-beans. SEMPER FI Annie!!! It seems that maybe Jesus really isn't a Hippy Pansy. It's going to take me a little time to get up to speed on the happenings of your blog, but rest assured that even if there aren't many people that stand behind you where you are, they do exist and care. So I'm gonna start readn' and see if I can say something that at least makes people pause, because "ya can make 'em feel, but you can't make them think"

XXOO

Matthew

[Matthew Byers Reitinger]

Well Hooooooooowdy Annie. My names Matthew, it's a pleasure to meet you, even if not in person. Annie I understand that you believe that its possible to believe that Jesus is the Christ and still be full-a-beans. SEMPER FI Annie!!! It seems that maybe Jesus really isn't a Hippy Pansy. It's going to take me a little time to get up to speed on the happenings of your blog, but rest assured that even if there aren't many people that stand behind you where you are, they do exist and care. So I'm gonna start readn' and see if I can say something that at least makes people pause, because "ya can make 'em feel, but you can't make them think"

XXOO

Matthew