jesus' birthday

updated: (toned down for you fragile folks out there...)

Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring only two nerds and a mac mouse.

The blogs were posted by the computer with care,
in hopes that Jesus' favorite soon would be there.

The boys were snuggled in their same bed,
while visions of Barbra Striesand danced in their head.

And Shane in his half-top with Wil's head in his lap,
had just settled down for a log spooning nap.

When out of my computer there arose such a clatter,
I ran to the desk to see what was the matter.
Away from my fun I flew like a flash,
tore open a beer and paid the whore in cash.

And what should my wondering eyes do appear?
But a flash animation made by a bunch of queers!

On SHANE
On WIL
And AJ too

f--- you
f--- you
and...

oh yeah,

F--- YOU!!!

OK. This has only begun boys! This has only begun!!!!!!!

Merry F---ing Christmas.

Elbow and Send.

P.S. Don't believe anything about the animation. It's not me! I swear!
P.S.S. FINE. Point, you guys.

Comments

[Khalil A. Cassimally]

Merry Christmas Annie.

[Dagon]

Merry Christmas, Anne. I'm looking forward to seeing your answer to this. :)

(psst. by the way, your link to AJ's is broken ;)

[golfwidow]

Merry Stuff.

[Rohan the Thunder Chick]

Soooo..who was the whore? or was it a whorette?
Too much cussing but very funny.

[Wil]

Elbow & Pwned.

[StarkRG]

This is the best blog feud ever!

Oh, and it's P.P.S. not P.S.S. (the P's stand for post, the S, for script)

Yeah, sure, I'm a nerd, wanna fight about it?

[claire]

You've got to know the boys are way behind when they have to recruit help. Give 'em hell!

[heh]

this is about the funniest damn thing i have ever read. What do you do for a living? Actors cant be this smart!??! Update your profile or something. Your sister's blog is pretty good too. and she has better pictures.

[M. Douglas Wray]

Elbow and fall out of chair screaming with laughter like an eight-year-old girl (sans headgear)

AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dariush]

I'm sorry... I really am...

I laughed at AJ's animation...

But they do have a point... You seem to have a lot of aggression and tension built up, and it seems to be poisoning your soul.

Maybe you oughta calm down a little, and open up to the fact that maybe you really do love Wil and Shane and AJ...

*shrug*

p.s. - I still don't know what the heck elbow and send means.

[AJ]

Yeah, but... is that headgear?

Eek.

[ambeart]

Oh, Annie. They nailed you, but good. Can't wait to see what you come up with now that AJ has joined the Dork Side...

[JP]

btw, you also seem to satire internet/nerd humor quite well.... almost too well? For someone who claims to be of the non-geek set, um, how do you know all the cultural references so well?

[Jesus]

Annie,

Just to set the record straight, you are my favorite.

J

[Gilder]

Annie, I've posted at Wil's that you get 10 cool points for being a Middle Eastern dancer. I'm a sometimes ME drummer and wannabe dancer (have studied with Karen Barbee here in San Antonio).

Gilder

[iamhoff]

This blog war has been some of the funniest crap I've ever read! I'm still confused by the elbow and send stuff, but who cares? This is some funny stuff! Happy New Year, and I'm looking forward to the next battle in Blog Wars, the Warped Generation!

[Mike]

Uhm, was it only me, or did anyone else find the outfit, headband and headgear hot?

[anc]

um, I didn't want to say anything, but a hot blogger chick that can fly through the air is pretty hot. Did I say hot too many times?

[ShaneSerack]

Too funny.

Can I have the marketing rights of this spat before it flies out of control and becomes the next hit sit-com?

[mikey]

UH OO, AJ just raised the bar WAY high...but you are still hotter, so use it!

[Marly]

Have to agree with Claire...no fair getting outside help!

[shane]

I demand the return of the fucks.
FREE THE FUCKS!

[Lilly]

Hey you guyssssssssssssssss,
I think you are all having wayyyyyyyyyyy too much fun here. Blogging....I swear its like another language. I don't know how you all do it.....I think its time to study up.....

[magdala]

Oh, Annie,

Yes, they've raised the bar (with outside help, but they're Y-chromosome bearers, so what can one expect?), but I have utter faith in you--one of you is *easily* worth three of them! You go get'em, Annie!

You're not only Jesus's favorite, but mine as well.

[Lyssa]

This is some of the funniest shit I have ever come across in my life. It really hits home for me. My husband and his friends are always playing D&D and Magic. Thank the Lord above that Wil doesn't play CCGs, that would be too much. When his friends aren't around he drags me into it. I don't want to be a level 22 druid. I wish that "words" like hp, mp, ep, weren't automatically translated into sense. I loathe the day I was dubbed "countess of comics" by the guys at the card shop. I hate that I say card shop and envision a dank room crammed with guys "tapping mana" and attacking eachothers "life points" with "trample", so it doesn't matter if you block or not.....ugghhh, I hate that it all makes sense! But, that's what comes with loving a nerd.