holiday pay
Day two of bet.
It’s a holiday. (...or it was when I wrote this but then passed out before published...i'm new suck it).
Ok. So it's a holiday. With me?
And so I should have the day off...right?
No working, no cleaning, no BLOGGING.
No fucking BLOGGING!
Right Jesus?
"Right."
OK.
So I put in my 'day off request' at the nerd hall of human resources.
First up: Duke Nickerson
LOG ON TO ICHAT
PERK UP BOOBS (just 'cuz…)
Annie: “Hey Shane!”
BOO BOOP
STRONGBAD ICON POPS UP
Shane: “What?”
BOO BEEP
Annie: “How’s it going old buddy, funny guy?”
BOO BOOP
Shane: “What do you want?”
BOO BEEP
Annie: “Me? Huh? Nothing. Just saying HI to an old buddy whose super funny and…”
Shane: “No.”
BOO BOOP
Annie: “What?”
BOO BEEP
Shane: “No day off.”
BOO BOOP
Annie: “OH, NOOOOO, I wasn’t gonna ask anything about…”
Shane: “Listen, I’m in an intense online game of Texas Hold’em with Wil and two Klingons, so I gotta go.”
BOO BEEP
Annie: “But I was just…”
SHANE HAS GONE OFFLINE
Bastard. Nerd bastard. Fine. I hope those Klingons beat him with their 'vein-ee…forehead…I know nothing about Klingons'…thing.
Next up: His Highness
COMPOSE EMAIL
PERK UP BOOBS (just 'cuz)
annie writes:
"hey wil old buddy funny guy,
do i get a day off from the blog cuz of the holiday?
i asked duke nickerson and he said no. but i
thought i'd try you cuz you’re way cooler and stuff.
xo,
jesus' favorite "
ELBOW AND SEND
WAIT FOR RESPONSE
Nothing.
STILL WAITING…
He’s probably making pie and blogging about it.
Wil: “Blog blog I love pie blog blog I went to the store blog blog I’m hot."
LEAVE COMPUTER
GO DO NON-NERD THING
Time passes...
GO BACK TO COMPUTER
CHECK EMAIL
PUT ON SHEILD TO AVOID NERD TRACTOR BEAM
Well, look at that Jesus! King Wheat-Thin responds:
wil wrote:
"Let me stop petting my Ewok and adjust my cape. Just a moment.
*ding ding boop bleep dingiddy whoop whoop DING!*
Okay, the HAL9000 mark IV dual hyperthreaded
comptromotron says no, you
have to update it every day for a week…"
Argh! Double nerd negated. And by big words no less. Does that shit get you laid?
Anyway, FIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNE. I’ll fucking post on a holiday.
Here goes:
(not good at this…)
Thanks everyone for supporting the TRUE side of this war. Yes, ‘Mike’ I should have checked IMDB for his real name but I relied on the accuracy of my 1984 Teen Beat centerfold. Poor judgement, yes.
However, now that I know his FULL name, I see the connection between these two kings even more:
Not ONLY are they both:
A: nerd brothers
and
B: past bitches of Gandalf...
they are both
C: DICKS.
Literally.
Richard William Wheaton III
and
Shane Richard Nickerson
Dick and Dick.
Dick ditty dick dick boo boo ting ting sound effect sound effect type pad in your face!
So Happy Thanksgiving Dicks!!
P.S. Here's some pictures we took while hanging out for Thanksgiving. It was super rad. 
You didnt know what Wil's full name was? Even I knew that...um, yeh.
So, Turkey day was two days ago. Wheres yesterdays and todays? Your stuff is hilarious!
Posted by: SandieK | November 26, 2005 at 09:05 PM
So ya don't gotta blog every day, bet or no bet. And even if you never blog again, you made a hell of a start.
Just the same - write more, dammit!
love
Jesus
Posted by: tom | November 28, 2005 at 05:42 PM