holiday pay

Day two of bet.

It’s a holiday. (...or it was when I wrote this but then passed out before published...i'm new suck it).

Ok. So it's a holiday. With me?

And so I should have the day off...right?

No working, no cleaning, no BLOGGING.

No fucking BLOGGING!

Right Jesus?

"Right."

OK.

So I put in my 'day off request' at the nerd hall of human resources.

First up: Duke Nickerson

LOG ON TO ICHAT
PERK UP BOOBS (just 'cuz…)

Annie: “Hey Shane!”

BOO BOOP

STRONGBAD ICON POPS UP

Shane: “What?”

BOO BEEP

Annie: “How’s it going old buddy, funny guy?”

BOO BOOP

Shane: “What do you want?”

BOO BEEP

Annie: “Me? Huh? Nothing. Just saying HI to an old buddy whose super funny and…”

Shane: “No.”

BOO BOOP

Annie: “What?”

BOO BEEP

Shane: “No day off.”

BOO BOOP

Annie: “OH, NOOOOO, I wasn’t gonna ask anything about…”

Shane: “Listen, I’m in an intense online game of Texas Hold’em with Wil and two Klingons, so I gotta go.”

BOO BEEP

Annie: “But I was just…”

SHANE HAS GONE OFFLINE

Bastard. Nerd bastard. Fine. I hope those Klingons beat him with their 'vein-ee…forehead…I know nothing about Klingons'…thing.

Next up: His Highness

COMPOSE EMAIL
PERK UP BOOBS (just 'cuz)

annie writes:
"hey wil old buddy funny guy,

do i get a day off from the blog cuz of the holiday?
i asked duke nickerson and he said no. but i
thought i'd try you cuz you’re way cooler and stuff.

xo,
jesus' favorite "

ELBOW AND SEND
WAIT FOR RESPONSE

Nothing.

STILL WAITING…

He’s probably making pie and blogging about it.

Wil: “Blog blog I love pie blog blog I went to the store blog blog I’m hot."

LEAVE COMPUTER
GO DO NON-NERD THING

Time passes...

GO BACK TO COMPUTER
CHECK EMAIL
PUT ON SHEILD TO AVOID NERD TRACTOR BEAM

Well, look at that Jesus! King Wheat-Thin responds:

wil wrote:

"Let me stop petting my Ewok and adjust my cape. Just a moment.

*ding ding boop bleep dingiddy whoop whoop DING!*

Okay, the HAL9000 mark IV dual hyperthreaded
comptromotron says no, you
have to update it every day for a week…"

Argh! Double nerd negated. And by big words no less. Does that shit get you laid?

Anyway, FIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNE. I’ll fucking post on a holiday.

Here goes:

(not good at this…)

Thanks everyone for supporting the TRUE side of this war. Yes, ‘Mike’ I should have checked IMDB for his real name but I relied on the accuracy of my 1984 Teen Beat centerfold. Poor judgement, yes.

However, now that I know his FULL name, I see the connection between these two kings even more:

Not ONLY are they both:

A: nerd brothers
and
B: past bitches of Gandalf...

they are both
C: DICKS.

Literally.

Richard William Wheaton III
and
Shane Richard Nickerson

Dick and Dick.
Dick ditty dick dick boo boo ting ting sound effect sound effect type pad in your face!

So Happy Thanksgiving Dicks!!

P.S. Here's some pictures we took while hanging out for Thanksgiving. It was super rad.

Comments

[Peggy]

Annie,
I really had to bite my tongue (well I guess my keyboard), but I did manage not to jump on the first day comments band-wagon.
I got here via the Duke's tPad space(rarely do I visit the King's DOM - he has no clothes).
Funny stuff, I really like the format. Hopefully you will continue past the week - the gaggle will be pleased.
Now this really looks like geek in girl's clothing:
"PUT ON SHEILD TO AVOID NERD TRACTOR BEAM" (choked),
AND ...
"Well, look at that Jesus! King Wheat-Thin responds:",
way funny.
Wil knows not what he has unleashed. Jesus loves you, and so do we!

[ShaneSerack]

*dies laughing*

-fan for life

[Trann]

Obviously, you wanted the pictures to be holiday-themed but, really: you needed an excuse to lay a big, fat loooooser 'L' on your signficiant Dick, didn't you? Insignificant Dick's picture was just the setup to fake us out. Admit! You know it to be true.

Keep beatin' those Dicks down.

[Wade]

Admit it Annie, you're a nerd wannabe. You wish your middle name was Richard.
VERY FUNNY STUFF dearie.

[Ruth]

you shouldn't have to blog on a holiday, it's just not right. you're a wife and mother, you have enough to worry about.

stupid nerds.

[amyv]

you are so funny! I hope u dont stop after the manditory week.

[Amber]

Great follow-up, Annie! You had me laughing hard again.

You know, it's a pretty evil thing to do to someone; making them blog daily.

Now you're forced against your will to look at Life with a Blog Eye.

Tip: Cat Blogging is always a good fallback if you want to be lazy. Rather than sweatin' a blog, simply post a pet pic with an "Awwww!" underneath it. "THIS IS MY CUTE PET!"

And you're done!

/does it all the time
//doesn't care if it's lame

[Wil]

Several people think you are Anne, my wife, not Annie, my dance partner from ACME.

I am one sexy Indian, though, aren't I?

E&S.

[claire]

Well done. I applaud you for losing a bet but then fulfilling it by giving the Dicks the smackdown.

[Holger Dors]

OK, could please someone explain to me what this "elbow and send" stuff means? Please?

[Denise]

Mm. Next time the King gives you a brutal nerd rebuff, threaten to shave his ewok bald.

That doesn't work you could always say "Jesus never liked you. That's what he told me since I'm his favorite. He also said that Gandalf is a pansy."

Boo yah.

Sorry. I am having a bad day at the office thus I am feeling uber silly.

[KidHerder]

Do a google for Elbow and Send... :)

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22elbow+and+send%22&btnG=Search&meta=

Kid Herder

[LolaGabanna]

LOL I'm loving your blog, Annie! I hope you keep it up. :o)

[love2all]

Once again, you rock. Yet another blog entry better than Wil's who's just bitching about pies. There's something wrong with a man who whines so much about pies.

Continue.. but please remember during the course of the week to list every nerd movie, game, inside joke and reference on the planet. I don't know much about Shane but I do know that they will most likely apply to Wil in some way.

Wil, if you're reading this, all in good fun, of course :) Annie's just.. MY favorite this week.

[Laurie]

"Let me stop petting my Ewok and adjust my cape. Just a moment."

I almost peed my pants.

Annie, I hope you continue the blog, it makes me laugh every time.

[rabsteen]

""Let me stop petting my Ewok and adjust my cape. Just a moment."

i fell off my chair and spit water. end of story.

[Mike]

So glad I could assist with the IMDB info and you getting to the true nature of your lil indians. Tried to locate the 1984 Tean Beat but evidently you obtained the last pristine copy. Keep up the good work though, the more you post, the more the guys do, so you're obviously inspiring them (translation a la Will: they're giving your more material with which to crucify them). Get em, JF!

[Mike]

OMG, searching for the Teen Beat to see if I could photoshop it (c'mon Wil, FARK would love it) and ran across this post. The fact that it's a blog... well, I'm sure that you can find something entertaining to do with it.

http://www.jeffwalsh.com/blog/2003/02/when_theres_a_w.html

[Kathleen]

Dear Blog,

Annie doesn't understand nerd talk, but she is still good at blogging. However, she does understand the need for the shield against the nerd tractor beam, which is more important than she knows.

Well played, lady.

[Jonas]

*dies laughing*

[Terry H]

Once again it is proved, it takes two guys to equal one woman - no, wait - more than two. You rule! Adding this to my daily blog-check list.

Just a week? Aww...

[ANC]

Hi there,

I'm a regular king com reader. I like your new blog, keep it up! I can't post at his majesty's anymore since I refuse to get any of the accounts he's wanted us lowly servant monkies to get for the priviledge of posting. But I can comment to yours! YippEE!

What I like most is that you actually cut out kraft paper to make your photos the old fashioned way. None of the photoshop stuff! You're cooler than the loverboys just for that one alone!

[Fabulous Geek]

Hey, if you keep this up, i might just stop paying attention to King Wheat-thin's blog....

just don't tell him... he might send his ewoks after me....

[love2all]

Ahem... Day 3 and 4? Ahem?

[phedrang]

Heys, yeah. I mean where's Friday and Saturday's? Or at least Friday's cause on the east coast its only 3 pm right now.
And you kow, pie is kind of a big deal at Thanksgiving....
I'm glad I added you to my blogroll!