The bet is still on and yes, technically I owe 2 entries.
But I’ve been enjoying the holiday.
…a sleepy morning.
…a good ass movie.
…a fucking full court press from the Nerd Terds!
ARGH! I guess there was a hole in my sheild!
Sat, 26 Nov 2005 13:26:00 -0800
Ahem. The nerds are displeased
…wil wheaton writes:
According to my atomic-powered super calendar, which is accurate to a
thousandth of a nanosecond, and works in both conventional and hyper
time, Jesus' Favorite blog (which is apparently the favorite blog of
entire Internets, including me and Shane, and this guy in Nova Scotia
who you don't know, but I've totally met for reals in a chat room)
hasn't been updated in twenty-four hours.
As you can tell, this blogging thing that we nerds do is not as easy as
we make it look, because we are so totally 5d20 times teh awesome.
However, we anxiously await the latest entry to your supermegaawesome
blog, because by comparison, everything else on the Internets sucks
And before you even ask, yes, I do have a scale which is powered by
solar wind and gremlin magic, which can measure to within
degrees of accuracy how much things suck donkey balls on the Internets.
I would show you the printouts and punch cards and magnetic tapes, but
you so totally wouldn't understand it.
beep boop bedeep beep beep blahp beep ding!
Well, well, well King Will-Baka,
Is that so? A mere mortal like myself couldn’t understand your “donkey ball” charts and “gremlin” graphs? Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t go to college in the Degobah system where ‘Humanities for Hobbits’ and ‘Mastering Q-Bert 101’ were pre-requisites. Forgive me. I just went to a REGULAR college where you did stuff like…oh, I don’t know...attend class, drink beer, go to rugby parties and hope you leave with your underpants on.
Wait, did you even GO to school…or did you have a unicorn come tutor you on your various QUOTE…sets?…UNQUOTE.
Young Wil: “Ooooo…look at me. I’m a movie and TV actor…boo bitty bee bee. I live in a fort where I battle cardassians with my Teddy Ruxbin. My best friend Shane Nickerson is coming over tonight to play truth or dare and ride Tron bikes. I really want to ask Lando Calrissian to the Spring Fling but Princess GAY-A keeps cock blocking me. Fucking Whore. Shane’s going with Boba Fette just to up his cool factor. Plus he can score some juice boxes. Did you know Shane can pound one? Oh man, he's my hero! Come on unicorn. Let’s go to the Northern Quadrant and cover an X-wing fighter with maxi pads. Boo bitty boo boo bippity boppity boo, I’m was in Stand By Me.”
Ok Wil, I’ll admit it. I don’t know what ‘5d20 times’ means. Nor do I know the actual size of a ‘nanosecond.’
Beware of my ghetto photoshop.
Elbow, double bird, and Send.
P.S. And where’s the Duke been? I mean, I know he and Hermione have a thing but I must ask. Are you losing followers?