(I had another post in mind but had to respond to some earth shattering news).
INT – MY SOUL - NIGHT
This is my soul.
‘…SO COLD….SO COLD.’
What am I to do?
‘MOMMA? I’M COMING MOMMA.’
Seriously, I’m depressed.
I can’t even make fun of Wil right now.
As his possible ‘Blog-Hag’ (good one Cherry Indigo), I just have to take a day off and grieve.
---I wonder if THAT will be on my tombstone?
"Loving Wife, Mother, and Blog-Hag"
---I would only be so lucky.
Oh Nickerblog. Goodbye sweet Nickerblog.
Nickerblog Nickerblog, boo bitty boo,
Rest in peace nerd diggity doo.
But know this…
As you ‘unplug’ yourself, I will be hacking my way into your encrypted mind with my multi vector assault mode and GHz GHB Built-in Boot ROM A DOM DOM . Oh, I’ll find you bitch. Hiding under the covers with a penlight trying desperately to reread Harry Potter or making out with your hand to pictures of Jessica Stover.
However, for now, I mourn.
Thank GOD I have this to look forward to.
Elbow, sob, sob, and Send.